As the Spring Season comes to an end!!!

As we wind down the spring season, I am reminded of some of the finer points of the season (please note, I am not saying you won't win this Tuesday and next Tuesday....but get real):

1) Steve's head first dive at home
2) Rich Bider........when he was not there
3) Jessica bouncing off of me and collapsing to the ground like a rag doll
4) Kelly and Michelle trying to decide which to put down, their cig or beer.....and still not sure who should get the ball
5) Helfer's gay man bunt
6) Tonya's big black ass
7) Jason's constant hustle and devotion to the pitcher races.....right
8) Sam's athletic prowess.......except for when he is on the field
9) Moriarty forgetting that he was on the team and then convincing Helfer he was on State St drinking.
10) Jeremy cutting his foot in the gay-ist fashion possible....ahhahha...it's raining,
11) Me striking out....not fouling out.....striking out...that was sweet.

So, as we prepare for the upcoming summer season starting on June 22nd, there are 3 key points to remember:

1) We suck!!! Get used to it.
2) We like to drink beer, so drink with us.
3) And for G-d's sake, do not invite Bider.