I heard an interesting tidbit on the game the other night.....

Again, I am sorry that I missed the game. I heard it was a close one and my balls almost came out victorious. But.....I heard that the best play of the night was a speed demon's attempt to get to first base.
Apparently, and remember I am hearing this through the grapevine so my details may be skewed, this runner took off for first base after a thunderous blow on the pitch. In an effort to make it to first base safely, this person took a bad fall and broke every bone in his/her body. Well, that part may be off, but close enough. I also heard that this person may have hurt his/her ankle pretty badly and has refused to see a doctor. I hope this person is ok, but I really, really, really hope that someone got either a picture or video of the incident and can send it to me.
And just to show that I am compassionate and feel sorry for the person, I am willing to buy one of the products below to help this person make it to first base in the future without injury.
Let me know your choice runner, and I will make it happen: